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SamSam - 2005-05-01 12:34:13
the sand in Eagle's vagina
Creative genius, or maniacal fucktard? You be the judge.

Him, not me. Mother of fuck. Honestly.


Finals week! Everyone do the "Whoops!" More fun than you can shake a dead badger at.

I'm a big fan of badgers. They burrow, you know. And eat insects. It's true.

Speaking of the Pope- I just don't think it's fair that he's the only one who gets a new title. Pope Benedict the HIV, or whatever. I don't know Roman numerals. I think everyone should get to be christened sometime. By a committee.

I hereby christen Eagle Pope Ben-having-gay-sex-with-Mickey-Mouse. I think it really zings. And hey, it's far better than getting in trouble for plagarizing from SomethingAwful, like that poor sod who stole their article on the new Pope.

Man, it's totally about time we had another Spanish Inquisition too. I can't figure out what the hell those Spaniards are doing. We really ought to just ASK them.
Bryan!Bryan! - 2005-04-27 19:02:29
A Retrospesh- what?
You may have noticed that the news area (which happens to contain this post you are reading) has been updated to now have better organization. Now, it's easier to see who's posting thanks to our handy dandy avatars, and also all of my posts are up here, while Sam's posts are all downstairs, where they belong. Wow, I just used a lot of commas. Anyway, hopefully this will work better for, as we say in the south, y'all.

Oh, and I got some shiny new presents in the mail that I absolutely adore:



Bryan!Bryan! - 2005-04-26 20:10:11

That's right! The Comet7 gang are back! I love those guys. Go read it. Now! :o